Bloke walks into the local police station, straight from the boozer, pulls up a chair, stands on it and proceeds to slap his dong on the counter... "Breathalyze that!" says the bloke... "Whatever for?" asks the Desk Sergeant "Coz.."" says the bloke, with a grin, "I'm gonna be driving it home tonight!!!"
Coat on, but if you can do better, I can take it back off After all, it's only an anorak....... OzPete _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] PETE CASS (1962 - 2011) Rest In Peace Mate
