An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her
Grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am
Inna apartmenta 301. There issa bigga panel at the
Front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is
On the right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.
When you get out, I'ma on the left. With you elbow,
Hita my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting
All these buttons with my elbow?
"What ? --You comin'a empty handed?"
----- Original Message -----
From: "Peter Castlehouse" <[email protected]>
To: "'David Komadina'" <[email protected]>; "'Leeds List'"
<[email protected]>
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 2:29 PM
Subject: [LU] Joke De Jour
Bloke walks into the local police station, straight from the boozer, pulls
up a chair, stands on it and proceeds to slap his dong on the counter...
"Breathalyze that!" says the bloke...
"Whatever for?" asks the Desk Sergeant
"Coz.."" says the bloke, with a grin, "I'm gonna be driving it home
tonight!!!"
Coat on, but if you can do better, I can take it back off
After all, it's only an anorak.......
OzPete
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