Very funny mate, you should write a book! Sent from my Huawei Mobile
-------- Original Message -------- Subject: [LU] Piss From: Rob Heath To: [email protected] CC: The offence would have carried an automatic three-match suspension, but Robinson is now clear to play and available for selection when Blues host his former club, promotion-chasing Leeds United, at St. Andrew's on Friday. I can just see the scene at the Football League hearing now: ROBINSON: I think the red card was unjustified and I would like it rescinded please. FL SUIT #1: But according to the referee's report, you grappled your opponent to the floor, then pulled out a dagger that you had hidden in your shorts, stabbed him three times, then ran over to a spot behind the goal where you had previously secreted a hand grenade, pulled the pin and threw it into the opposition dugout, killing 4 and seriously wounded 20 others, including spectators. FL SUIT #2: I think the referee was justified, in those circumstances, to issue a red card, and I therefore uphold the 3 match - FL SUIT #3 (whispering): Hang on. Their next match is against Leeds, and if you've seen the table, Leeds are looking worryingly like they might actually be getting their act together finally! FL SUIT #2: Ahem.........er, rather,em..........well, I think this was just a case of natural exuberance in the heat of a tense struggle...........I don't think there was any serious intent to er...........yes, no I think we can definitely say that the defendant is not guilty and the ban and red card are overturned. ALL FL SUITS: Excellent............very good........absolutely.........etc etc.........lunchtime, I think............I hear there is a particularly fine claret today. FL SUIT #2 (as he waddles out of the room): Don't you think we should have deducted a few points off Leeds for that offence? _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] MARCHING ON TOGETHER _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] MARCHING ON TOGETHER
