Such are the ways of fate. It is the chaos theory and the butterfly wings. Life is a version of Alice In Wonderland. Eventually, you will fall down the improbable Rabbit Hole.
Mazel -Tov on the book. Michael |-----Original Message----- |From: Leedslist [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Rob Heath |Sent: Wednesday, March 1, 2017 3:49 AM |To: [email protected] |Subject: [LU] Piss | |The offence would have carried an automatic three-match suspension, but |Robinson is now clear to play and available for selection when Blues host his |former club, promotion-chasing Leeds United, at St. Andrew's on Friday. | |I can just see the scene at the Football League hearing now: | |ROBINSON: I think the red card was unjustified and I would like it rescinded |please. |FL SUIT #1: But according to the referee's report, you grappled your opponent to |the floor, then pulled out a dagger that you had hidden in your shorts, stabbed |him three times, then ran over to a spot behind the goal where you had |previously secreted a hand grenade, pulled the pin and threw it into the |opposition dugout, killing 4 and seriously wounded 20 others, including |spectators. |FL SUIT #2: I think the referee was justified, in those circumstances, to issue a |red card, and I therefore uphold the 3 match - FL SUIT #3 (whispering): Hang on. |Their next match is against Leeds, and if you've seen the table, Leeds are looking |worryingly like they might actually be getting their act together finally! |FL SUIT #2: Ahem.........er, rather,em..........well, I think this was just a case of |natural exuberance in the heat of a tense struggle...........I don't think there was |any serious intent to er...........yes, no I think we can definitely say that the |defendant is not guilty and the ban and red card are overturned. |ALL FL SUITS: Excellent............very good........absolutely.........etc |etc.........lunchtime, I think............I hear there is a particularly fine claret today. |FL SUIT #2 (as he waddles out of the room): Don't you think we should have |deducted a few points off Leeds for that offence? |_______________________________________________ |Leedslist mailing list |Info and options: <http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist> http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist |To unsubscribe, email <mailto:[email protected]> [email protected] | | |MARCHING ON TOGETHER _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] MARCHING ON TOGETHER
