Just as I was about to stop trawling through the archives from 1996 I
stumbled across this which I couldn't resist sharing because it is so
crap. There were lots of laughs in them pre social media days...
N.B. DRB sent this at about half nine in the morning of a Friday - did
he actually do any work (in between ringing LUFC about tickets and
emailing the list?)
Betty
Reply-To: "D.R. BRENNAN" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 26 Apr 1996 09:34:44 GMT0BST
Subject: NON-LU: But with a sporting angle
Mother carrot and three daughter carrots.
Daughter carrots say to mother "We are off out to find husbands"
Some time later, first daughter carrot comes back with a King Edward
potato. Mother is very pleased. "A good choice first daughter" says
mother carrot.
A little later, second daughter carrot comes back with a Jersey Royal
potato. Mother carrot is doubley pleased. "Excellent" says mother
carrot "I will now have two daughters married to royalty".
Third daughter finally arrives back. She has got Desmond Lynam with
her. Mother isn't pleased. "You can't marry Des Lynam" says Mother
carrot to daughter carrot. "Why not?" asks upset daughter carrot.
"Cos he's a commentator" says mother.
HA-HAAA HAAAA HAAAA Boom Boom hahaha (ala Basil Brush).
DRB
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