Nothing says "I love you" like a sharp knife. For any of you thinking of 
getting your father, or husband, or even your wife, a straight razor for 
Christmas, I want to share my limited experience with them.

I'm the kind of person who uses cast iron cookware, Linux, and straight 
razors, not because its cheap or easy, but because its the best I can find 
(and I enjoy growing attached to things). My first straight razor was 
purchased at a knife store. It was the only straight razor they had in stock. 
It was dull, but its really hard to tell that a razor is dull by using your 
thumb. I'm not going to mention the brand because I don't blame the 
manufacturer. I blame the employees of the store demonstrating how to strop a 
straight razor to customers using a very wrong technique they learned from 
watching movies. I also believe they, and their customers, slid their thumb 
over the blade's edge many times during demonstrations and rounded off the 
edge. I ended up returning it and exchanging it for a "hair shaper" straight 
razor with replacable blades, and since then decided this is the ideal way to 
get started. After a year of using the "hair shaper", and being quite happy 
with it, I upgraded to a damascus steel razor, and am also very happy with 
it. I ordered the new razor online because I knew this way it would be brand 
new and unmolested. I still keep the "hair shaper" for a backup if I found I 
missed a spot and the damascus razor is resetting (see below).

Disposable "safety" razors were invented for two reasons: so soldiers could 
shave without a mirror, and to make money with a disposable product everyone 
uses. After a bit of experience with a safety razor you could shave while 
drunk, blindfolded, with one hand tied behind your back, standing on one 
foot, while someone was shooting at you. This morning I saw a box-of-4 Mach3 
razor blades at the grocery store for $12.99. I'm not a cheap guy, but the 
price of these things is ridiculous, and I wouldn't mind so much if they were 
the best solution, but they aren't. My main problems with disposable blades 
is that they clog, they don't get under the nose well, and of course the 
price (1 blade per week comes to $169 per year, plus sales tax). My father 
used 1 new blade per day, believe it or not.

I've read quite a bit about straight razors, and its usually authored by 
people trying to sell straight razors, or people trying to spend less than $1 
on a straight razor. For the first timer I suggest going to the pharmacy and 
buying a "hair shaper" straight razor. These are intended to be used by 
barbers to do touchups. A unit is about $5 and includes 5 disposable blades. 
A box of 5 new blades is like $2. The advantage here is that you don't have 
to sharpen them. The experience gained can be used later with a real straight 
razor, if desired. Expect to cut yourself, often. It takes 20-50 shaves to 
stop cutting yourself. I usually cut myself because I push too hard, so I 
suggest you don't. The angle you hold the blade is another factor in cuts. 
These disposable blades are sharp, but not really scary sharp like a 
surgeon's knife. It's extremely rare for someone to cut deeper than the skin 
because of the flinch reflex. Being afraid of it makes cuts more likely. One 
of the most noticeable things about using these, for me, is that they never 
clog... you can shave your entire face (or legs) without rinsing off the 
razor.

At first its fun, after 200 times its less fun. After a few months a strop can 
be added. There's a technique to using these, and its best to learn with the 
disposable blades. If you lift the back of the blade and slide on the blade's 
edge alone it will round off the cutting edge and make it more dull. The back 
of the blade and cutting edge both need to be on the strop simultaneously to 
get the correct angle, and at the end of the stroke the blade is rolled on 
its back so the cutting edge is never on the strop alone. Performing this 
efficiently takes practice. If you try learning this with a real straight 
razor it will almost certainly need honing several times to fix improper 
stropping, and that's bad. Strops also need abrasive paste by the way.

9 out of 10 brand new straight razors are not sharp enough to shave with. Hand 
sharpening/stropping each razor at the factory would increase the cost and 
make the company less competitive, so they do it minimally. The 1 out of 10 
which is sharp enough to shave with will feel like a 4 week old Mach3 and 
will be very irritating. Some will only need stropping, some will need 
honing.

If after a 6-12 month probation period is complete and the open blade is 
preferred, then get a real one. The real ones are a lot of maintenance, like 
cast iron cookware, but you get used to it. If you shave every day you will 
need at least two straight razors. The edge changes shape microscopically 
after being used, because of the temperature change caused by the water, and 
needs a day or two to reset. This change is microscopic, you can't see it 
with the naked eye, but you can feel it on your face. If you strop a razor 
before the edge has reset it can create microscopic chips on the edge. This 
is minimized with good metal. Don't get a $10 stainless steel razor which 
will drive you nuts to maintain and end up in a garage sale only to drive 
someone else nuts. Stainless steel is too soft and gets dull quickly. Get the 
best metal you can afford. High-carbon steel razors start at about $60, and 
top end damascus steel (these are illegal to make in most countries due to 
lead pollution) can go up to $1200 with a fancy handle. Used razors are fine, 
if it doesn't say "Stainless Steel", but do not get a blade with any damage, 
or cracks (from being dropped), or you will regret it. No one who knows how 
to hone off a half millimeter chip from a razor's edge would ever 
intentionally buy a razor with a half millimeter chip.

So anyway, all I really wanted to say is to start with the disposable straight 
razors before investing in a good one. A lot of people will preffer the safety 
razors, just like a lot of people preffer Teflon cookware, and the straight 
razor Christmas present will get rusty under the sink. The disposable "hair 
shaper" is the ideal way to get started with straight razors.

Lastly, despite having two very mature 14 and 15 year old nephews I wouldn't 
give someone under the age of 18 one of these, as much as I want to. Mainly 
because these are the last things I want flying through the air during a 
tantrum.

robert
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