Good evening, Jay...

Jay P Hailey wrote:

> If some one wants to buy Meth why is that any skin off my nose?

[Chief Noneforme of the Yukapatooie Non-Aligned Band of Indians arrives in
tribal garb and seeing what Jay P. Hailey has written, comments:]

1. Have you EVER been around a meth factory? I doubt it, as you can smell
the damned things two blocks downwind, and the chemical mix simply gives
you nausea worse than smelling the wind downwind of an outhouse after the
annual navy bean dinner. However, I guess if you can stand the stink,
maybe it's no skin off your nose. Personally, I cannot stand the stink,
and since the smell kills cats and dogs, I will put a genuine Indian curse
on anyone who dares to grow meth next to my house. NOBODY, but NOBODY has
ever survived a genuine Yukapatooie Indian curse. However, that is not an
act of aggression, but just words. Very SPECIAL words. 

2. Have you EVER seen what methamphetamine does to its victims, I mean
like one of those before and after pictures? You take your average
Honeydew Darling with legs that reach past tomorrow, a set of bedroom eyes
that positively turns on the stereo, serves you a nice drinkee-poo and
snuggles right up in your arms like in the movies, and meth turns her into
an old skag that looks like a deflated inner tube on the downside of the
ski run after a long hard weekend. I mean REALLY! Who in their right mind
would have *anything* to do with a drug, even a street drug, that does
something like that to another human being? Now THAT is an act of
aggression in motion. 

3. I forgot to mention that kids on meth are most well-known for their
uncanny ability to sniff out and steal anything that can be hocked, sold
or traded by their local pimp connection for cash to buy some more meth.
Maybe you don't have any personal possessions that you truly hold dear and
near, but thanks to the kids on meth, we of the Yukapatooie Tribe keep our
guns loaded and oiled, our bows notched and ready, because most of the
kids on meth are better-armed than our tribal police department on a
Saturday night. Shooting meth addicts in self-defense has become a
national pastime recently, although all the gunfire does tend to attract a
lot of flies of the two-legged variety. 

However, there is a positive side to all this talk about meth. We will
move the next meth house that DARES to open up for business in our neck of
the woods next door to your house and see how you like living in fear. I
would think about a week of the violence, theft, the stench and the
strange-looking people dying of brain rot on your front door should pretty
much change you mind. Maybe by then you will give a shit. 

Dave
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