Funny thing is the first thought that came to mind here was a Cricket  
Box :) (and not the KFC variety)

To close the season and thread with some humour:

I wanted to send some sort of Christmas (whoops I mean) holiday  
greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to  
know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my  
lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following to  
you, my dear friends throughout the world:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes  
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,  
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the Summer solstice  
holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious  
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the  
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their  
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and  
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally  
accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the  
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society  
have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is  
necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the  
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual  
preference of the wishees.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely  
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies  
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for  
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is  
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual  
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the  
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and  
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new  
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message;  
however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

On 27/12/2008, at 2:25 AM, Viktor Klang wrote:

> "Bin"
> "Slot"
> "Ref"
>
> Though, "Box" is short, self-explanatory and fills the other  
> criterias aswell.
>
> Merry Christmas
> /Viktor
>

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