Summer solstice? SUMMER solstice? You hemisphere bigot! There you go again, insulting half the planet...
(Back to the lawyers again... :-) Chas. Marc Boschma wrote: > Funny thing is the first thought that came to mind here was a Cricket > Box :) (and not the KFC variety) > > To close the season and thread with some humour: > > I wanted to send some sort of Christmas (whoops I mean) holiday > greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to > know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my > lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following to > you, my dear friends throughout the world: > > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes > for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, > non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the Summer solstice > holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious > persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the > religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their > choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. > > I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and > medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally > accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the > calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society > have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is > necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the > race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual > preference of the wishees. > > By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: > > This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely > transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies > no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for > her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is > revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. > > This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual > application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the > issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and > warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new > wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. > > Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; > however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. > > On 27/12/2008, at 2:25 AM, Viktor Klang wrote: > >> "Bin" >> "Slot" >> "Ref" >> >> Though, "Box" is short, self-explanatory and fills the other >> criterias aswell. >> >> Merry Christmas >> /Viktor >> > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Lift" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/liftweb?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
