Neale, Jim, I'll take the following sessions in addition to my other one: 5515 Tu 1:30p Smrcina Using Linux as Your Main Desktop Machine 5524 Wed 3:00p Egen Linux As your Corporate Firewall 9224 Th 3:00p Pajak/Ronksley TRACS - Implementation of a z/VM-Linux-Websphere Production System
Mark Post -----Original Message----- From: Ferguson, Neale [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2002 11:27 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Memo to JV: Cult recruitment Jim, It doesn't seem to be working. Do you think they're on to us? I thought starting a cult would be easy and we'd be enjoying our tax exempt status. Getting recruits by putting on fake conferences and getting "Chair persons" is a novel approach. We'd get them to come to their "orientation" on the Sunday (I love that term, it sounds so innocent!) where we can start playing with their minds. We give them the literature: putting our mantras and brainwashing chants in the form of a spiel "Turn off mobile phones; Please fill out evaluation forms" - it's so subtle and subliminal, I've got to hand it to you! The Wednesday pizza party is the coup de grace. Feeding them our mind-altering drugs in the form of pepperoni and beer - who could resist? It's so addictive we keep getting repeat attendees who go through the whole process time after time. The only thing we seem to be having trouble with is the Thursday night SCIDS sing-along. I think our recruits may be a bit too sophisticated for this but those who do go are ours for life. Anyway, here's the list of slots still available for new recruits. I'm not sure if you have anything in your bag of tricks to bait the trap but see what you can do. Neale High priest, Cult of the Bear and Penguin A division of the "Branch and Links" Sect Sess Day Speaker Title 9120 Tu 8:00a McConaghy Introduction to VM Hands-On Lab - Part 1 of 2 9351 Tu 8:00a White 64-bit Support in VM 9102 Tu 9:30a Hammock Alternative Lifestyles for the Under 60 (MIPS) Crowd 9121 Tu 9:30a McConaghy Introduction to VM Hands-On Lab - Part 2 of 2 9304 Tu 9:30a Morse z/VM 64-bit Support Externals 9202 Tu 11:00a Courtney How Many Linux Images Can Dance on a Single S/390?: Linux and the Big Leagues 9305 Tu 11:00a Franciscovich Under the Covers: The VM Control Program (CP) - Part 1 of 2 5515 Tu 1:30p Smrcina Using Linux as Your Main Desktop Machine 9105 Tu 1:30p King The Future of IBM S/390 Mainframe Small Platform Computing (zSeries and Multiprise) 9306 Tu 1:30p Franciscovich Under the Covers: The VM Control Program (CP) - Part 2 of 2 9307 Tu 1:30p Bitner VM Performance 101 9208 Tu 3:00p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation Morse Lab - Part 2 of 3 9222 Tu 3:00p Robinson Measuring and Tuning Linux on VM and Other Platforms 9308 Tu 3:00p White CMS Fundamentals 9209 Tu 4:30p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation Morse Lab - Part 3 of 3 9309 Tu 4:30p McConaghy VM Networking Overview: RSCS, PVM, TCP/IP 9353 Tu 4:30p Hall An Introduction to Extending VM/ESA with CP Exits 9310 We 8:00a Lewis VMSES/E Introduction 5514 We 9:30a Egen Setting Up X-Windows on Linux Desktop 9311 We 9:30a Lewis An Introduction to Using VMSES/E for System Programmers 5511 We 11:00a Knapp Networking Linux: Connectivity & Internet Options 9109 We 1:30p Zimelis How CMS/TSO Pipelines Differs from UNIX Pipes -- Two-dimensional Pipes 9313 We 1:30p Scrima CP Beyond the Basics - Running Guest OS's; VM, OS/390, VSE, Linux 9359 We 1:30p Altmark VM TCP/IP Advanced Configuration 5524 We 3:00p Egen Linux As your Corporate Firewall 9314 We 3:00p McConaghy Hints and Tips on VM System Service Migration 9315 We 3:00p Barlow RSCS: Communicate With Everything (Except Maybe Your Teenagers) 9229 We 4:30p Post Linux/390 System Management for the Mainframe System Programmer - Part 1 of 2 9316 We 4:30p Bitner VM Performance Monitoring of Major VM Components 5566 Th 8:00a Grundy Application Debugging Lab - Part 1 9111 Th 8:00a Worthington Using the Enterprise Storage Server in a VM Environment or... Swimming with Sharks 9230 Th 8:00a Post Linux/390 System Management for the Mainframe System Programmer - Part 2 of 2 9361 Th 8:00a Franciscovich Taking Advantage of VM's Dynamic Configuration Capabilities: Part 1 of 2 - CP 5567 Th 9:30a Grundy Application Debugging Lab - Part 2 9362 Th 9:30a Barlow Taking Advantage of VM's Dynamic Configuration Capabilities: Part 2 of 2 - Hardware I/O 9112 Th 11:00a Worthington Enterprise Storage Server Copy Services and z/VM 9118 Th 1:30p Worthington Implementing Native FICON Chase with the IBM Enterprise Storage Server - Part 1 of 2 9214 Th 1:30p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation Morse Lab - Part 1 of 3 9227 Th 1:30p Grundy Tooling for Enterprise Applications on Linux for zSeries 9317 Th 1:30p Vincent Ordering Software Saroka Maintenance for VM 9365 Th 1:30p Scrima CP Beyond the Basics - Advanced Guest Operating Systems: VM as a 2nd Level Guest 9119 Th 3:00p Worthington Implementing Native FICON Chase with the IBM Enterprise Storage Server - Part 2 of 2 9215 Th 3:00p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation Morse Lab - Part 2 of 3 9224 Th 3:00p Pajak TRACS - Implementation of a Ronksley z/VM-Linux-Websphere Production System 9319 Th 3:00p Vincent Hidden Gems on VM: Great Tools You Never Knew You Had 9216 Th 4:30p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation Morse Lab - Part 3 of 3 9320 Th 4:30p Vincent VM Security Overview and ESM Options 5510 Fr 8:00a van Rees Using the Andrew File System 9117 Fr 8:00a Franciscovich Care and Feeding of www.vm.ibm.com 9369 Fr 8:00a White Getting Out of the Dumps With the VM Dump Tool 9116 Fr 9:30a Mohr Cooperative Application Development Tools for VM: Direct Access to OS/390 Data Using CMS/MVS TOOLKIT 9321 Fr 9:30a Vincent TRACK for VM - A SysProg Tool Must-have!
