"I own copyright over code that 95% of the Windows code out there
infringes on.  I refuse to show it to you or anyone, because it's a
trade secret.  But I demand that each and every one of you who have ever
so much as *seen* a computer running Windows immediately pay me $1000.
PER COMPUTER.  Or else I'm going to sue.  So just Paypal it to me, OK?"

I would rather send you all my personal computers that run microsoft,
instead! (I don't own any ;-) ).

By the way, Paypal does not accept wooden nickles....

Regards, Jim
Linux S/390-zSeries Support, SEEL, IBM Silicon Valley Labs
t/l 543-4021, 408-463-4021, [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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