I personally am planning on filing a patent tomorrow on the transfer of air
to blood through the lungs. I will file a claim that I have invented this
transfer, and have imparted this to mankind and you all should be paying me
a residual for every breath you take. I will prove this beyond my doubt
(and evidently the doubt of the USPTO) thus establishing myself as the
supreme being. You will then all pay me rent for living on my planet, and
pay me every time you eat something grown on my planet.
Further, I will then prove that as the supreme being, that I did indeed
invent air, and will require another gratuity not only for it's use but
it's transfer in the lungs. I think a buck a breath is about right, a buck
for the air and a buck for the transfer. I take Visa, Mastercard, American
Express, Discover and PayPal. Send me the money!!!!!!
BTW, my patent for oil, gas, all minerals, steel, etc. will follow in a few
days. I will have many patents pending, and plan on vigorously defending
all illegal uses of my property.
Where does this crap end?????????????????


At 08:01 PM 7/24/2003 +0100, you wrote:
On Iau, 2003-07-24 at 18:59, Jim Sibley wrote:
> "I own copyright over code that 95% of the Windows code out there
> infringes on.  I refuse to show it to you or anyone, because it's a
> trade secret.  But I demand that each and every one of you who have ever
> so much as *seen* a computer running Windows immediately pay me $1000.
> PER COMPUTER.  Or else I'm going to sue.  So just Paypal it to me, OK?"

You probably don't but judging by the DRM patent initial judgements from
the intertrust case MS customers might want to be wondering if
Intertrust will go after customers too and if so what the MS insurance
is really worth

Use any of these ?

http://www.intertrust.com/main/ip/accused.html

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