Hey i got this intresting joke from some where I thought to share it with u
all !
At the height of the Intifada, the Microsoft Windoze and Linux community
realized that, if they continued, they would someday end up destroying the
world. So they sat down
and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators
agreed that each would take five years to develop the best fighting
dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn it self right
to rule the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
Microsoft
found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world.
They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest
Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from each
litter, killed all the other puppies and fed the lone dog all of the milk.
They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing
machine, until, after the five years were up, they had a dog that needed
iron prison bars on his cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast...
When the day of the big fight arrived, Linux community showed up with a
strange
animal: It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the
Linux users . No one else thought this weird animal stood a chance against
the
growling beast in the Microsoft camp. The bookies predicted the Windoze
would win
in less than a minute.
The cages were opened! The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the ring.
The Windoze dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he
got
to within an inch of the Linux dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and
swallowed the windoze beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a small
bit of fur from the killer dog's tail...
The Ms windoze approached the Linux users , shaking their heads in
disbelief. "We do
not understand. Our top scientists and breeders worked for five years with
the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They developed a killing
machine."
"Really?" the Linux users replied. "We had our top plastic surgeons working
for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund!"
Neeraj
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