Or that he had seen the beta version! ----- Original Message ----- From: David Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 13:32:37 +1200 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: bill gates joke
> I read one simaler... just with it being Hell 3.1 that he had seen (This > is hell 95) :). > > Jason wrote: > > LMFAO!!!!! > > > > Nick Rout wrote: > > > >> Bill Gates died and met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really > >> confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to heaven or > >> to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a > >> computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that > >> ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm > >> going to let you decide where you want to go." > >> Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" > >> God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. > >> Shall we look at Hell first?" > >> Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. > >> There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, > >> playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was > >> shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. > >> "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven." > >> God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy > >> white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about > >> playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as > >> Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. > >> "God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell." > >> "As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on > >> the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill > >> shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He > >> was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. > >> "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and > >> despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What > >> happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" > >> > >> "Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver." > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > > -- ______________________________________________ http://www.linuxmail.org/ Now with e-mail forwarding for only US$5.95/yr Powered by Outblaze
