oww shucks - thx ;) ----- Original Message ----- From: Jason <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 14:00:55 +1200 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: bill gates joke
> Now that's funny!! =) > > Lance Blackler wrote: > > >Or that he had seen the beta version! > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: David Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 13:32:37 +1200 > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Subject: Re: bill gates joke > > > > > > > >>I read one simaler... just with it being Hell 3.1 that he had seen (This > >>is hell 95) :). > >> > >>Jason wrote: > >> > >> > >>>LMFAO!!!!! > >>> > >>>Nick Rout wrote: > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>>Bill Gates died and met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really > >>>>confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to heaven or > >>>>to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a > >>>>computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that > >>>>ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm > >>>>going to let you decide where you want to go." > >>>>Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" > >>>>God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. > >>>>Shall we look at Hell first?" > >>>>Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. > >>>>There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, > >>>>playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was > >>>>shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. > >>>>"If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven." > >>>>God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy > >>>>white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about > >>>>playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as > >>>>Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. > >>>>"God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell." > >>>>"As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on > >>>>the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill > >>>>shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He > >>>>was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. > >>>>"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and > >>>>despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What > >>>>happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" > >>>> > >>>>"Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver." > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >> > >> > > > > > > > -- ______________________________________________ http://www.linuxmail.org/ Now with e-mail forwarding for only US$5.95/yr Powered by Outblaze
