> > Its school holidays. Kids are bored, but when the kids in your > neighbourhood find out about this, they;re gonna annoy the hell out of > you. > > 9:00 am *bing* "Honey we have some mail" > 9:01 am hmm weird the box is empty. > > 9:10 am *bing* "Honey the letterbox rang again" > 9:11 am hmmmm no mail here. > > Repeat until annoyed!
More likely: 9:00 am *bing* "Honey we have some mail" 9:00:01 "Well, go and look, you lazy toad." Besides, it'd be no more annoying than that time when someone put a firework in it and blew it up. (They did the neighbour's one a few hours earlier, and it was clearly such fun they had to do mine too). A
