hi friends,
C O M P U T E R R A M A Y A N A
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LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there rule a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens
gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs -RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM
the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY . His brothers, however,
were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married
princess 'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his
successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a
boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took this opportunity at
the instigation of her BIOSed maid(a real plotter), and insisted that
her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14
years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and
he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted
to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his
brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of
RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that
he marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURSE
CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled
to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle
MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag
and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the
deer, who,with his last breath,cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's
voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his
rother's aid. Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her
LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
PROGRAM-II
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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the
forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev
and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM.
SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to
FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the
INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not
to forget the 'WEB CRAWLERS'( Insects) and tried to INFO SEEK' something
about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with
'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES.Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and sed it to cross the seas at an
astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN OWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka.
After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE
STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta.
After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a
STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. anwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta
captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But
Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN
happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to
RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and
prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM
& LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to
some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE
CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's
presence on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and
spread his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS
and every one lived happily everafter.
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