Heh... I normally don't participate in chain letters, but I thought that
this was kind of funny...

Pick the month you were born:

1----I stabbed
2----I fucked
3----I smoked
4----I killed
5----I jerked off
6----I drunk
7----I licked
8----I raped
9----I cuddled with
10---I slept with
11---I made out with
12---I sucked



Pick the day (number) you were born on:



01------an easter egg
02------a bottle of vodka
03------a bisexual
04------a cat
05------The Trojan Man
06------a toothbrush
07------a crackhead bitch
08------a prostitute
09------John Gotti
10------bottle of henny
11------a homo
12------a dog
13------an overweight Asian man
14------a lesbian
15------Frankie Gotti
16------a whore
17------Santa Clause
18------a cow
19------Paris Hilton
20------an orange
21------a horse
22------a drug dealer
23------a jew
24------a pickle
25------a french fry
26------an arab
27------a homeless guy
28------a bag of weed
29------a condom
30------your mom
31------a black pornstar


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White--- because I love marijuana
Black----because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----because I have amazing boobs
Blue----because I'm a loser
Polka Dots----because I hate my life
Purple----because I'm gay
Gray-----because I'm Rick James... bitch
Orange-----because I have double d's
Green-----because I have an extreamly small dick
Other-----because I smoke crack
Turqoise-----because I'm beautiful

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER UR RESULTS
WERE OR YOUR NIPPLES WILL FALL OFF!

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