lol!!! funny funny!  here's mine:

I drunk your mom because I have a gigantic penis.

wtf???

DJ Denise
Mizumo Music
P.O. Box 20771
Oakland, CA 94620 USA
http://www.djdenise.com

================





>From: nliu <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: DJ Denise's Main List <[email protected]>
>To: "DJ Denise's Main List" <[email protected]>
>Subject: Re: [D] NRR: I stabbed a crackhead bitch because I have 
>anextremely small dick!
>Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:52:16 -0700
>
>i licked a bisexual because i have AMAZING BOOBS
>ain't that the truth ;)
>
>On 6/26/06, four 0four <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > I raped a drug dealer, because I'm Rick James ... Bitch!
> >
> > On 6/26/06, bChoi! <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > >
> > > Heh... I normally don't participate in chain letters, but I thought 
>that
> > > this was kind of funny...
> > >
> > > Pick the month you were born:
> > >
> > > 1----I stabbed
> > > 2----I fucked
> > > 3----I smoked
> > > 4----I killed
> > > 5----I jerked off
> > > 6----I drunk
> > > 7----I licked
> > > 8----I raped
> > > 9----I cuddled with
> > > 10---I slept with
> > > 11---I made out with
> > > 12---I sucked
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 01------an easter egg
> > > 02------a bottle of vodka
> > > 03------a bisexual
> > > 04------a cat
> > > 05------The Trojan Man
> > > 06------a toothbrush
> > > 07------a crackhead bitch
> > > 08------a prostitute
> > > 09------John Gotti
> > > 10------bottle of henny
> > > 11------a homo
> > > 12------a dog
> > > 13------an overweight Asian man
> > > 14------a lesbian
> > > 15------Frankie Gotti
> > > 16------a whore
> > > 17------Santa Clause
> > > 18------a cow
> > > 19------Paris Hilton
> > > 20------an orange
> > > 21------a horse
> > > 22------a drug dealer
> > > 23------a jew
> > > 24------a pickle
> > > 25------a french fry
> > > 26------an arab
> > > 27------a homeless guy
> > > 28------a bag of weed
> > > 29------a condom
> > > 30------your mom
> > > 31------a black pornstar
> > >
> > >
> > > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > White--- because I love marijuana
> > > Black----because I have a gigantic penis
> > > Pink-----because I love giving blow jobs
> > > Red-----because I have amazing boobs
> > > Blue----because I'm a loser
> > > Polka Dots----because I hate my life
> > > Purple----because I'm gay
> > > Gray-----because I'm Rick James... bitch
> > > Orange-----because I have double d's
> > > Green-----because I have an extreamly small dick
> > > Other-----because I smoke crack
> > > Turqoise-----because I'm beautiful
> > >
> > > YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER UR
> > > RESULTS
> > > WERE OR YOUR NIPPLES WILL FALL OFF!
> > >
> > > ___________________________________________________________________
> > > The DJ Denise mailing list           http://www.djdenise.com/
> > >
> > ___________________________________________________________________
> > The DJ Denise mailing list           http://www.djdenise.com/
> >
>
>
>
>--
>SUPPORT BACTERIA.
>They're the only culture some people have.
>___________________________________________________________________
>The DJ Denise mailing list           http://www.djdenise.com/


___________________________________________________________________
The DJ Denise mailing list           http://www.djdenise.com/

Reply via email to