*Spell Checker Poem* I have a spelling checker - It came with my pee cee It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea
Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. Its vary polished in it's weigh - My checker tolled me sew. A checker is a bless sing. It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime. To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud. And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud. And now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, Their are know faults with in my cite; Of non eye am a wear. Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed to be a joule. The checker poured o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule. That's why aye brake in two averse By righting wants too pleas. Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear for pea seas! Ron Force Moscow Idaho USA On Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 9:32 AM, Norm of Bandersnatch < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I noticed in my last two messages to the List there were a couple of words > spelled correctly yet inappropriate. > > Some time ago I read a wonderful little story about someone who used a > spell checker on the little story but it still came out funny. All the > words were spelled correctly and passed the checker but many were the wrong > words (like two instead of too). > > Does anyone have a copy of this delightful piece? > > Norm > S/V Bandersnatch > Lying Julington Creek > 30 07.695N 081 38.484W > > > > > _______________________________________________ > Liveaboard mailing list > [email protected] > To adjust your membership settings over the web > http://www.liveaboardnow.org/mailman/listinfo/liveaboard > To subscribe send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To unsubscribe send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > The archives are at http://www.liveaboardnow.org/pipermail/liveaboard/ > > To search the archives > http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected] > > The Mailman Users Guide can be found here > http://www.gnu.org/software/mailman/mailman-member/index.html >
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