----- Original Message -----
From: David Cantrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2001 4:10 AM
Subject: Re: Enough!
> Mail::Audit is for *weaklings*. My first act as Benevolent Dictator will
> be to ban it, and mandate procmail. I have been discussing this with my
> soon-to-be-announced Post and Telecoms Advisor, and we are considering
> funding the development of a procmail-a-like for snail-mail. It will be
> a delightfully Heath-Robinson mechanical whatsit which will clip on to
> the inside of your letter box, and will reject spam with GREAT VENGEANCE
> and FURY.
A starving cat in a cage suspended just inside the letterbox trained to
associate the smell of Jehova's witnesses and doubleglazing salesmen with
hungry dog.
Been done before.
