Jason Clifford wrote:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, Robin Berjon wrote:
Dunno. She sure looks good in some of those leather outfits.
A god of slaughtered cows? ;)

Nah, radiocative decay. A cowium atom decays into several steakiums and some leatherium, plus a handful of neutrinos, a loud moo and some blood. While they do this naturally anyway, we can speed the process up by bombarding the cowium atom with a stunner and high-speed knives.


Furrfu, why do people have to keep inventing deities for perfectly simple natural processes? And why isn't there a God Of Having A Really Big Dump, You Know, The Ones Where You Just Have To Get It Out But Strain And Strain As Much As You Like It Just Doesn't Want To Move?

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