kasus nomor berapa nih yang pernah elo-elo ngalamin...??? > >|> > >> #CASE 1 > >|> > >> Getting married is very much like going to a > >|> > >> restaurant with friends. You > >|> > >> order what you want, then when you see what the > >|> > >> other fellow has, you wish > >|> > >> you had ordered that. > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 2 > >|> > >> At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, > >|> > >> "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong > >|> > >> finger??" > >|> > >> The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong > >|> > >> man." > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 3 > >|> > >> Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is > >|> > >> really finished. > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 4 > >|> > >> Marriage is an institution in which a man losses > >|> > >> his bachelor's degree and > >|> > >> the woman gets her master's. > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 5 > >|> > >> A little boy asked his father, > >|> > >> "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" > >|> > >> And the father replied, > >|> > >> "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it." > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 6 > >|> > >> Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some > >|> > >> parts of Africa, a man > >|> > >> doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" > >|> > >> Dad : "That happens in most countries son." > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 7 > >|> > >> Then there was a man who said, > >|> > >> "I never knew what real happiness was until I got > >|> > >> married, and then it was > >|> > >> too late." > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 8 > >|> > >> A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the > >|> > >> husband gives and the > >|> > >> wife takes. > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 9 > >|> > >> When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. > >|> > >> But when a ten-year > >|> > >> married man looks happy, we wonder why. > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 10 > >|> > >> Married life is very frustrating. In the first year > >|> > >> of marriage, the man > >|> > >> speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, > >|> > >> the woman speaks and the > >|> > >> man listens. In the third year, they both speak and > >|> > >> the neighbours listen. > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 11 > >|> > >> After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, > >|> > >> "You know, I was a fool when I married you." > >|> > >> And the husband replied, > >|> > >> "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 12 > >|> > >> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife > >|> > >> wanted". > >|> > >> The next day, he received hundreds letters. They > >|> > >> all said the same thing : > >|> > >> "You can have mine." > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 13 > >|> > >> When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, > >|> > >> you can be sure of one > >|> > >> thing : either the car is new or his wife. > >|> > >> > >|> > >> #CASE 14 > >|> > >> A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made > >|> > >> my husband a > >|> > >> millionaire." > >|> > >> "And what was he before you married him?" the friend > >|> > >> asked. > >|> > >> The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire." > >|> > > >|> > > > Betawi Indonesian Web Directory - http://senayan.betawi.net/ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- To unsubscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To subscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Autoresponders Netiket : [EMAIL PROTECTED] UNLIMITED POP3 Account @ http://www.indoglobal.com
