>>It's worth to give a try! (why not) **Five funny phone answering machines:** 1) Hello, you've reached Simon and Sandy. We can't pick up the phone = right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sandy likes = doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. = So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back = to you. 2.) Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent = the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my = financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are = my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of = money. 3) Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave = me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.=20 4) Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. = Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. 5) (Sexy female voice with heavy panting) Hi, you've reached 555-3456. = John is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out... (aah) Yes, he's in again...(ooh) = No he's out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your name and number and = he'll call you as soon as he... comes. >>> <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD W3 HTML//EN"> <HTML> <HEAD> <META content=3Dtext/html;charset=3Diso-8859-1 = http-equiv=3DContent-Type> <META content=3D'"MSHTML 4.72.3110.7"' name=3DGENERATOR> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV>>>It's worth to give a try! (why not)<BR></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>**Five funny phone answering machines:**<BR></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>1) Hello, you've reached Simon and Sandy. We can't pick up the = phone right=20 now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sandy likes doing it = up and=20 down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So<BR>leave a = message,=20 and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.<BR><BR>2.) = Hi,=20 this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent the money. = If you=20 are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid = institution, you=20 didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends,<BR>you owe me money. = If you=20 are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.<BR></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>3) Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. = Leave me=20 a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. </DIV> <DIV><BR>4) Please leave a message. However, you have the right to = remain=20 silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by = us.</DIV> <DIV><BR>5) (Sexy female voice with heavy panting) Hi, you've reached = 555-3456.=20 John is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out... (aah) Yes, he's in again...(ooh) = No he's=20 out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your name and number and = he'll<BR>call you=20 as soon as he... comes.<BR>>>></DIV></BODY></HTML> Betawi Indonesian Web Directory - http://senayan.betawi.net/ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- To unsubscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To subscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Autoresponders Netiket : [EMAIL PROTECTED] UNLIMITED POP3 Account @ http://www.indoglobal.com
