On Mar 30, 2015, at 1:59 AM, David van Ooijen <[email protected]> wrote:

>   David - musician = not smart with money by definition


Reminds me of the joke:
Saint Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates, and first comes a Texan. 
"Tell me, what have you done in life?" says St. Peter.

The Texan says, "Well, I struck oil, so I became rich, but I didn't sit on my 
laurels--I divided all my money among my entire family in my will, so our 
descendants are all set for about three generations."

St. Peter says, "That's quite something. Come on in. Next!"

The second guy in line has been listening, so he says, "I struck it big in the 
stock market, but I didn't selfishly just provide for my own like that Texan 
guy. I donated five million to Save the Children."

"Wonderful!" says Saint Peter. "Come in. Who's next?"

The third guy has been listening, and says timidly with a downcast look, "Well, 
I only made five thousand dollars in my entire lifetime."

"Goodness!" says St. Peter. "What instrument did you play?"




Ed Durbrow
Saitama, Japan
http://www.youtube.com/user/edurbrow?feature=watch
https://soundcloud.com/ed-durbrow
http://www9.plala.or.jp/edurbrow/





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