A lute walks into a bar: "Tonight's programme will be entertaining - we've
got to get through 300 bars, and there aren't many rests."
A lute walks into a bar: "Oops! Sorry, I didn't see you. I thought I was in
the Thibault manuscript."
A lute walks into a bar: "I'd like six courses, and there must be a rose on
the table."
A lute walks into a bar: "I came just in case."
A lute walks into a bar: "Do you have spare ribs?"
A lute walks into a bar: "My mate Dowland fancies a Barley wine."
A lute walks into a bar in Holborne: "Where's the loo?"
A lute walks into a bar in Germany: "What's up? Are you short of staff?"
Stewart McCoy
-----Original Message-----
From: Ron Andrico
Sent: Monday, November 13, 2017 2:09 PM
To: lutelist Net
Subject: [LUTE] Re: Bad lute music
A lute walks into a bar: "I'd like to order a small Frei, please."
A lute walks into a bar: "I'm under a lot of tension, I just stopped
by to unwind."
A lute walks into a bar: "Is this what may be called a loose bar?"
A lute walks into a bar: "Don't fret, I'm here to tie one on."
A lute walks into a bar: "I'd better stop, I think my table is
bulging."
A lute walks into a bar: "I'll have a double course."
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From: [email protected] <[email protected]> on behalf
of howard posner <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, November 13, 2017 4:26 AM
To: Tristan von Neumann
Cc: lutelist Net
Subject: [LUTE] Re: Bad lute music
On Nov 12, 2017, at 7:45 PM, Tristan von Neumann
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
> Am 11.11.2017 um 18:51 schrieb Alain Veylit:
> Anyone with a good ending for: A lute walks into a bar
>> ...?
>
> How about those:
>
> A lute walks into a bar: "I'll have a large beer please. No mug, I
have a bowl."
>
> A lute walks into a bar. The barkeeper: "Why all those frets?"
>
> A lute walks into a bar. The barkeeper: "You have the guts to show
your face in here?"
>
> A lute walks into a bar. "Can I have a beer?" - "No way, you already
have a loose nut."
>
> I apologize if they're not good, I'm German. :)
Without question, the best lute-walks-into-a-bar jokes I’ve ever read.
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