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-------Original Message-------
Date: Wednesday, May
01, 2002 05:11:05 PM
Subject: JET
FUEL
A couple of airplane mechanics, drinking buddies, are at
the hanger in
Toronto, where the runway is fogged in and they have
nothing to do.
John says, "Man, have you got anything to drink?" "Nah,"
says Bill "but I
hear you can drink jet fuel, that it will give you a
real buzz."
So they proceed to drink jet fuel, get smashed, and
have a beautiful time as
only drinkin' buddies can. Next morning, John
expects his head to explode
when he gets up, but is pleasantly
surprised that he has no
hangover at all.
The phone rings with
Bill asking how he feels.
"I feel great!" says John. "No
hangover!"
"Me neither," says Bill.
"That jet fuel is great stuff
and no hangover," says John."We ought to do
this more
often."
"Yeah," says Bill, "But there is one thing. Did you fart
yet?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm in
Halifax."
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