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[Don & Tonie]

> > HOW WELL DOES COLD WATER CLEAN? > > > > > > > > A man went to visit his  90 year old grandfather in a > > > > secluded, rural area of the state. After spending the > > > > night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him > > > > consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like > > > > substance on his plate and he  questioned his > > > > grandfather....are these plates clean? > > > > > > > > His grandfather replied.... those plates are as clean > > > > as cold water can get them so go on  and finish your > > > > meal. > > > > > > > > That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his > > > > grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks > > > > around the edge of this plate, and a substance > > > > that looked like dried egg yolks...so he asked > > > > again......are you sure these plates are clean? > > > > > > > > Without looking up from his hamburger, the > > > > grandfather says.....I told you before, those > > > > dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, > > > > now don't ask me about it anymore! > > > > > > > > Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get > > > > dinner in a nearby town.  As he was leaving, > > > > Grandfather's dog started to growl and would not let > > > > him pass.... Grandfather, your dog won't let me out. > > > > > > > > Without diverting his attention from the football game > > > > he was watching, Grandfather shouted, > > > > "COLDWATER, GET OUT OF THE  WAY!" > > > > > > > > > > >     --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.351 / Virus Database: 197 - Release Date: 19-04-02