> A long and dumb joke.
>
>
>
> Two Newfies walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to the bird
> section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The clerk comes over and asks
> if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere
> budgies in dat cage opdere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The
> clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and
> leave the shop.
>
> They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up on a hill, and
> stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand
> place, eh?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places
> them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate
> drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, before he
hits
> the
> rocks below with 'SPLAT!'.
>
> As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie
> jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me."
>
> PART TWO
>
> A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he
> walks up carring a 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and
> then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carring a gun. "Hi,
> Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the
> cliff.
> Paddy watches as halfway down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the
> parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is another
> 'SPLAT!' and his remains join Gerry's at the bottom.
>
> Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting
> nider."
>
> PART THREE
>
> A few minutes after Seamus has gone splat, Sean strolls up. He too has
> been to the pet shop, and he walks up carrying the now familiar 'peeper
> bag'.
> Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches
> himself off the cliff with the usual result. Once more Paddy shakes his
> head -
> "Fock me Sean! First der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus
> parrot shooting and now you - fockin' hen glidin..."
>
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