And a happy birfday ter me ma today...

> > >Two newfies walk into a pub, stand at the bar drinking a beer and
> talking about world affairs.
> > >Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a codfish
> sandwich,begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
> > >she is in real distress. One of the guys looks at her and says, "Kin
yer
> swaller?"
> > >The woman shakes her head no. "Kin yer breathe?" The woman begins to
> turn blue and shakes her head.
> > >The Newfie walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
> yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her
> > >thigh up to the small of her back The woman is so shocked that she has
a
> violent spasm and the
> > >obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
> Newfie
> > >walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His
> partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick maneuver, but I
> ain't
> > >never seen nobody do it before."
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