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> >How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
> > > >When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the >person at the front desk says, "Go ahead." > >****** > >An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the >driver, "Got any ID?" > >The driver says, "'Bout what?" > > ****** > > ****** > >An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, >telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here-muh house is >on fahr!" > >"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" > >"Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?" > > ****** > >Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more? > >Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted. > > ****** > >Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Lester >"Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna >do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to >where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and >Betty Sue got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the >Bahamas, and Betty Sue got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti >and darned if Betty Sue didn't get pregnant again." > > > >Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" > > > >Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Betty Sue WITH me." > > ****** > >Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba that >she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the >operator. > >Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." > >The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" After a long pause, Bubba >said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street & you pick her up there?" > > ****** > Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? > >The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. > > ******* > >A new law was recently passed in West Virginia so that when a couple gets >divorced, they're still brother and sister. > > ****** > >What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in >Florida have in common? > >No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer. --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.394 / Virus Database: 224 - Release Date: 03-10-02 |
