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> A mild mannered man is tired of his wife bossing him around, so he
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> to go to a psychiatrist. > The doctor tells him to develop self-esteem. > The doctor gave him a booklet that he read on the way home. > When he walked through the door and his wife came to greet him, he said, > "From now on, I am the master of this house and my word is law. > When I come home from work, I want my dinner on the table. > Now, get upstairs and lay my clothes on the bed as tonight I will be going > out with the boys. > Then draw my bath. > When I get out of the tub, guess who is going to dress me and comb my > hair?" > "The undertaker," she says. --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.394 / Virus Database: 224 - Release Date: 03-10-02 |
