Cake??
A husband is at home watching a football game when
his
wife interrupts,
"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's
been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily,
"Fix the light, now? Does it look
like I have a G.E. Logo printed
on my forehead? I don't think so."
The wife asks, "Well then, could
you fix the fridge door? It won’t
close right."
To which he
replied, "fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have
Westinghouse written
on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine", she says, "then you could at
least fix the steps to the front
door?
They're about to
break."
"I’m not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix steps", he
says.
"Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on
my
forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm
going to
the bar!!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of
hours. He starts to
feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides
to go home and help
out.
As he walks into the house he notices
the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house, he sees the hall light
is working.
As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is
fixed.
"Honey", he asks, "how'd all this get fixed?"
She said,
"Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a
nice, young
man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all
the
repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a
cake."
He said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?"
She
replied, "Hellooooo.......do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I
don't think so!"
