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> Playing Mommy And Daddy > Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and > is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother > enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Little Johnny. You > can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go > outside and play." > Little Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with." > Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do > you want to play?" > "I wanna play 'Mommy and Daddy,'" Little Johnny whines in reply. > Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she > says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?" > Little Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down as if > you're taking a nap." > Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mom goes > upstairs. Little Johnny, acting a bit cocky, swaggers down the > hall and opens the utility closet. He puts on his fathers old > fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs, he notices a cigarette > butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it > in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to > the bedroom doorway. His mother raises her head and asks, "What > do I do now?" > > In a gruff manner, Little Johnny says, "Get your ass downstairs > and get that kid some ice cream!" > > > Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com |
