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There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist
who insists
you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I
know you
all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled
it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As
he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are
you
seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my
penis," he replied. The receptionist
became
irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a crowded office and say
things
like that." "Why
not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he
said.
The
receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with
your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with,
the
doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered. The
receptionist
smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's
something wrong with my ear,"
he stated. The receptionist nodded
approvingly and smiled, knowing he
had taken
her advice.
"And what
is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
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