That is just too funny Scott! Sounds like what I used to deal with at the Credit Union, on a Friday night, payday, at closing time, AFTER they stopped for a "few" first!!:)) Love K. p.s. Steve suggests your company set up a helcopter pad in Fort Randall!:)) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Scott MacLean" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Georgetown Crew Mailing List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "MacLean List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 11:26 PM Subject: Fort Randall
> If I have talked to you about my job at all, I will have mentioned my trips > to lovely Fort Randall, South Dakota, in the middle of absolute nowhere. > This is a tiny Indian-run casino that is literally 40 miles from the > nearest town, in the middle of cornfields. The nearest airport (Omaha, > Nebraska) is a four-hour drive away from this place, meaning you fly into > Omaha and drive four hours to get to the casino. > > This place is run by nitwits. I'm not trying to be condescending here, > there is actually not a single intelligent person working there. Anyone > they hire who has the slightest clue of what they are doing quickly figures > out what kind of people they are working with, and immediately quits. The > last IT manager they hired decided that the best way to fix our system > would be to turn the server off. And leave it off. (The problem was that > the machine on the floor was out of printer paper) > > The last time I was there, I noticed that all of the security guards were > walking around with empty holsters. I asked them why they didn't have their > guns, and was told, "oh, there's a shooting competition this weekend, so > all the guns are over there." They don't send a few people with a few of > the guns - they send over half their security staff, with ALL of the guns, > leaving the casino with none at all. > > In any case, I received this service call from them today. This is just > such a classic Fort Randall call, I had to share it. We were laughing over > it in the office today. This call demonstrates perfectly the level of > people we're dealing with. They are trying to operate our rather complex > cash management system, and they manage to screw it up so regularly that I > get calls like this on a very regular basis. Enjoy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- > _______________________ > Scott MacLean > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > ICQ: 9184011 > http://www.nerosoft.com >
