This is cute!
> Kids were asked questions about the Old and New testaments. The answers have > not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in). > > In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the > world, so he took the Sabbath off. > Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. > Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals > come on to in pears. > Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. > The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with > the unsympathetic Genitals. > Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like > Delilah. > Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which > is bread without any ingredients. > The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on > Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments. > The seventh commandment is the shallot not admit adultery. > Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the > battle of Geritol. > The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still > and he obeyed him. > David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the > Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. > Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. > When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. > When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the > manager. > Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. > Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they > do one to you. He also explained, "a man dot not live by sweat alone". > It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the > tombstone off the entrance. > The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. > The epistles were the wives of the apostles. > One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. > St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is > another name for marriage. > Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony. > > >
