Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Every time rockets go off, French tourists surrender.
"The only way the French are going into Iraq with us," claims comic Dennis Miller, "is if we tell them we found truffles."
On The Simpsons the French are cheerily described as "cheese-eating surrender monkeys." Political cartoons claim the national bird of France is the ostrich. A recent Top 10 list claims French army issue includes running shoes and a rear-view mirror --"so they can see the war."
"We're one step closer to war," Jay Leno warns his audience. "Not Iraq. France and Germany."
Why does Jon Stewart think the U.S. needs France on-side against Saddam and Osama? To show them how to surrender.
Why does a French tank have five gears to reverse but only one forward? In case it's attacked from behind.
Why do the French have glass- bottom boats? To see their other ships.
What do you call a French fighter jet come to rescue Yanks and Brits in Iraq? A Mirage.
Why do the French smell? So the blind can hate them too. _______________________ Scott MacLean [EMAIL PROTECTED] ICQ: 9184011 http://www.nerosoft.com
