whoa Scott, sounds like you're on a French rampage..........whats up??
Scott MacLean wrote: > > Hear about the French rifle for sale on eBay? Never been fired, but it was > dropped once. > > Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Every time rockets go off, > French tourists surrender. > > "The only way the French are going into Iraq with us," claims comic Dennis > Miller, "is if we tell them we found truffles." > > On The Simpsons the French are cheerily described as "cheese-eating > surrender monkeys." Political cartoons claim the national bird of France is > the ostrich. A recent Top 10 list claims French army issue includes running > shoes and a rear-view mirror --"so they can see the war." > > "We're one step closer to war," Jay Leno warns his audience. "Not Iraq. > France and Germany." > > Why does Jon Stewart think the U.S. needs France on-side against Saddam and > Osama? To show them how to surrender. > > Why does a French tank have five gears to reverse but only one forward? In > case it's attacked from behind. > > Why do the French have glass- bottom boats? To see their other ships. > > What do you call a French fighter jet come to rescue Yanks and Brits in > Iraq? A Mirage. > > Why do the French smell? So the blind can hate them too. > _______________________ > Scott MacLean > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > ICQ: 9184011 > http://www.nerosoft.com
