----- Original Message ----- From: "Walter Edwin Nickel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "John Lemmen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: "marilyn williams" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2003 12:53 PM Subject: Fw: Nine months later
> Message > ----- Original Message ----- > > Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2003 6:21 AM > Subject: FW: Nine months later > > > Good joke !!! > > > Nine Months Later: > > Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini > van and headed north. > After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They > pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the > door if they could spend the night. > "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to > myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors > will talk if I let you stay in my house." > > "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the > weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." > > The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in > for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their > way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. > > About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It > took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it > was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski > weekend. > > He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that > good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?" > "Yes, I do." > > > "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and > pay her a visit?" > "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to > admit that I did." > > "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" > Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. > > Why do you ask?" > "She just died and left me everything." > > (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) > > >
