> One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his
> house.
>
> His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in
> The mud,with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front
yard.
>
> The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
>
> Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had
> been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
>
> In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
> family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
>
> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on
> the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay
> under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
>
> He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
> clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
> something serious had happened.
>
> He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her
> pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
> his day went.
>
> He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
>
> She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home
> from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
>
> "Yes" was his incredulous reply.
>
> She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
>
>
>
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