It's not as if we didn't see this arrogance coming.

About a year ago, I was called by a client who was having printer problems. It 
seems her Hewlett-Packard printer was insisting that her new Hewlett-Packard 
cartridge was counterfeit.

When we inserted it, it gave us a little lecture about how we should only be 
using genuine inks to honor our warranty (long since expired), and did we 
really want to use it anyway? When I clicked yes, it gave us another lecture 
about how if we used this cartridge we wouldn't be building up some sort of 
merchandise brownie points that we could trade in for Valuable Prizes further 
down the line, and did I really, really want to use this cartridge? When I 
clicked yes again, it grumbled and sulked and finally allowed the cartridge 
changing operation to complete. 

When we printed a test page off the web, it became immediately apparent that 
the passive aggressive little motherfucker was printing colors from every 
cartridge except the one we had just changed. It was refusing to use the 
cartridge it thought was counterfeit, even though I had told it to do so twice. 
And of course the icing on the cake was that the cartridge was genuine to begin 
with.

Fortunately for us, these cartridges came two to a box, so I had the client 
unwrap and insert the other one, which the printer immediately accepted. I 
called Hewlett-Packard to report that they had a saboteur on their assembly 
line who was inserting counterfeit ink cartridges into genuine Hewlett-Packard 
boxes, and demanded a genuine replacement cartridge be shipped directly from 
them, as I could no longer trust OfficeMax not to be implicated in the fraud. 

> On Feb 25, 2017, at 12:16 PM, Carl Hoefs <[email protected]> 
> wrote:
> 
> 
>> On Feb 22, 2017, at 10:11 PM, @lbutlr <[email protected]> wrote:
>> 
>> Because HP doesn't care about you at all, they only care about fleecing as 
>> much money as possible.
> 
> 
> I even hooked the printer up to an ad hoc network, but those sneaky scumbags 
> check for that!  On the printer's front LCD screen it says "Ad hoc networks 
> are not supported. You must use an internet connected wifi network." So, if 
> it can't phone home, if it can't narc on you, it's not going to print at all. 
> Wow. HP's attitude amounts to total contempt for the customer. 
> 
> I'm through with HP.
> 
> -Carl
> 
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