> > > > > > Subject: Simple Logic > > > > > > > > > > > > SMART BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROFIT > > > > > > SMART BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = PRODUCTION > > > > > > DUMB BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROMOTION > > > > > > DUMB BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = OVERTIME > > > > > > SO, DON'T WORK OVERTIME!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > > > > > > SMART MAN + SMART WOMAN = ROMANCE > > > > > > SMART MAN + DUMB WOMAN = PREGNANCY > > > > > > DUMB MAN + SMART WOMAN = AFFAIR > > > > > > DUMB MAN + DUMB WOMAN = MARRIAGE > > > > > > WELL, IT'S YOUR CHOICE TO BE SMART OR NOT!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > > > > > > A MAN WILL PAY $2 FOR A $1 ITEM HE NEEDS, > > > > > > A WOMAN WILL PAY $1 FOR A $2 ITEM THAT SHE > > > DOESN'T NEED. > > > > > > (The theory behind the success of 1.99 shop) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > > > > > > WOMAN WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL SHE > > > GETS A HUSBAND. > > > > > > A MAN NEVER WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL > > > HE GETS A WIFE. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > A SUCCESSFUL MAN IS ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY > > > THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND. > > > > > > A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS ONE WHO CAN FIND SUCH A > > > MAN. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > TO BE HAPPY WITH A MAN, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND > > > HIM A LOT AND LOVE HIM A LITTLE. > > > > > > TO BE HAPPY WITH A WOMAN, YOU MUST LOVE HER A > > > LOT & TRY NOT TO UNDERSTAND > > > > > > HER AT ALL. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > MARRIED MEN LIVED LONGER THAN SINGLE MEN, BUT > > > > > > MARRIED MEN ARE A LOT MORE > > > > > > WILLING TO DIE! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > ANY MARRIED MAN SHOULD FORGET HIS MISTAKES, > > > THERE'S NO USE IN TWO PEOPLE > > > > > > REMEMBERING THE SAME THING. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > MEN WAKE UP AS GOOD-LOOKING AS THEY WENT > > TO BED. > > > > > > WOMEN SOMEHOW DETERIORATE DURING THE NITE. > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > A WOMAN MARRIES A MAN EXPECTING HE WILL > > > CHANGE, BUT HE DOESN'T. > > > > > > A MAN MARRIES A WOMAN EXPECTING THAT SHE > > > WON'T CHANGE, AND SHE DOES!! > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------- _____________________________________________________________ www.MancingL.com, The best Indonesian Fishing Site! visit us at--> http://www.MancingL.com Fishing information, Free email, Free game, Mailing list, Buletin Board, and many more! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Millis ini terselengara berkat dukungan PT. KreatifNet - The WebDesign Company http://www.kreatif.com To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Website mancing-l at http://www.MancingL.com --> Fishing information, online chat, forum discusion, clasifiedads, etc MancingL Archive at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected] ** Save Bandwidth... potong berita yang tidak perlu **
