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A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She
insists that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account.
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushers her into the president's
office (the customer is always right). The bank president then asks her how much she
would like to deposit. She replies, "$1,165,000", and dumps the cash out of her bag
onto his desk.
The president is, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash. So, he asks
her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get
this money?"
The old lady replies, "Oh, I make bets."
The president then asks, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old lady says, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $100,000 that your balls are
square."
"Ha, ha", laughs the president, "that's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of
bet."
The old lady challenges, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure", says the president, "I'll bet $100,000 that my balls are not square."
The little old lady then says, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may
I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?"
"Sure", replies the confident president.
But that night, the president gets very nervous about the bet and spends a long time
in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning them from side to side, again and
again. He even asks his wife if there is
any way anyone could judge his balls to be square, explaining that $100,000 is on the
line. His wife also checks to make absolutely sure, feeling them over and over, and
finally says, "No way, these babies are
round. Maybe elliptical, but definitely not square."
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appears with her lawyer
and her paper bag at the president's office. She introduces the lawyer to the
president, and repeats the bet to the president: "I have $100,000 that says your balls
are square",
and opens the bag so the president can verify the cash is there.
The president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his pants so
they could all see. The president complies.
The little old lady peers closely at his balls and then asks if she could feel them.
"Well, okay", says the president, somewhat reluctantly. "$100,000 is a lot of money,
so I guess you have the right to be absolutely sure."
Just as the little old lady reaches out and starts feeling the president's balls, the
president notices that the lawyer has fallen to his knees crying and repeatedly
banging his head against the wall.
The president asks the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"
She replies, "Nothing. Except that I bet him $500,000 that at 10:00am today, I'd
have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."
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