Si ibu tua itu pasti akan menang $600 kalo yg jadi pimpinan bank-nya ATR.
Nggak percaya ? Mau tarohan ? Ayoo..!
..
ii
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Subject: [mancing-l] wanna bet?
buat yang doyan ngebet.. Wanna bet ? A
little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of
money. She insists that she must speak with the president of the bank to
open a savings account. After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff
finally ushers her into the president's office (the customer is always
right). The bank president then asks her how much she would like to deposit.
She replies, "$1,165,000", and dumps the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
The president is, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash.
So, he asks her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around.
Where did you get this money?" The old lady replies, "Oh, I make bets." The
president then asks, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old lady says, "Well,
for example, I'll bet you $100,000 that your balls are square." "Ha, ha",
laughs the president, "that's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of
bet." The old lady challenges, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure",
says the president, "I'll bet $100,000 that my balls are not square." The
little old lady then says, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money
involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?"
"Sure", replies the confident president. But that night, the president
gets very nervous about the bet and spends a long time in front of a mirror
checking his balls, turning them from side to side, again and again. He
even asks his wife if there is any way anyone could judge his balls to be
square, explaining that $100,000 is on the line. His wife also checks to
make absolutely sure, feeling them over and over, and finally says, "No way,
these babies are round. Maybe elliptical, but definitely not square." The
next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appears with her
lawyer and her paper bag at the president's office. She introduces the
lawyer to the president, and repeats the bet to the president: "I have
$100,000 that says your balls are square", and opens the bag so the
president can verify the cash is there. The president agrees with the bet
again and the old lady asks him to drop his pants so they could all see.
The president complies. The little old lady peers closely at his balls and
then asks if she could feel them. "Well, okay", says the president,
somewhat reluctantly. "$100,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you have the
right to be absolutely sure." Just as the little old lady reaches out and
starts feeling the president's balls, the president notices that the lawyer
has fallen to his knees crying and repeatedly banging his head against the
wall. The president asks the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with
your lawyer?" She replies, "Nothing. Except that I bet him $500,000 that
at 10:00am today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my
hand."
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