KUMAR=KEMAL&OMAR ??? At 00:34 12/01/02 +0700, you wrote: >Ahmed, Ah Beng and Kumar > >Ahmed died in a fire and his body was so badly burned >that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. >As he had no family, they called up his two best >friends, Ah Beng and Kumar. >Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled >back the sheet. Ah Beng said, "Wah-lau-eh, he's very >barbecued like cha siu. But if you would roll him over, >I will tell you if he's my friend Ahmed or not." >The mortician rolled the body over. Ah Beng looked >at his ass and said, "Heng-ah! No-lah, dat not Ahmed. >" The mortician was puzzled how he was so sure but >he didn't say anything. >He went and got Kumar to check the body. Kumar >looked closely and said, "Aiyoyo, it is true he's burnt >very bad, but I need you to roll him over and I can confirm >if he's my friend, Ahmed." >Again the mortician rolled the body over. Kumar looked >down at the ass and said, "Aiyoyo, oh no no, this >is definitely not Ahmed." The mortician, unable to suppress >his curiosity any longer, said, "Okay, you have to tell me now - >how can you and Ah Beng tell for sure this is not Ahmed?" >Kumar said, "Well, this Ahmed, he had two assholes." >"What?!!" the mortician said in disbelief, "He had two assholes?!!" >"Oh yeah, everyone in the neighbourhood knows this. >Every time the three of us go out, people always say, >"Here comes Ahmed with the two assholes'."
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