Wanna bet ?
A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a
bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the president of
the bank to open a savings account.
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushers her
into the president's office (the customer is always right). The bank
president then asks her how much she would like to deposit. She
replies,"$1,165,000", and dumps the cash out of her bag onto his
desk.
The president is, of course, curious as to how she came by all this
cash. So, he asks her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so
much cash around. Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replies, "Oh, I make bets."
The president then asks, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old lady says, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $100,000 that
your balls are square."
"Ha, ha", laughs the president, "that's a stupid bet. You can never
win that kind of bet."
The old lady challenges, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure", says the president, "I'll bet $100,000 that my balls are not
square."
The little old lady then says, "Okay, but since there is a lot of
money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as
a witness?"
"Sure", replies the confident president.
But that night, the president gets very nervous about the bet and
spends a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning them
from side to side, again and again. He even asks his wife if there is
any way anyone could judge his balls to be square, explaining that
$100,000 is on the line. His wife also checks to make absolutely sure,
feeling them over and over, and finally says, "No way, these babies are
round. Maybe elliptical, but definitely not square."
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appears
with her lawyer and her paper bag at the president's office. She
introduces the lawyer to the president, and repeats the bet to the
president: "I have $100,000 that says your balls are square",
and opens the bag so the president can verify the cash is there.
The president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to
drop his pants so they could all see. The president complies.
The little old lady peers closely at his balls and then asks if she
could feel them.
"Well, okay", says the president, somewhat reluctantly. "$100,000
is a lot of money, so I guess you have the right to be absolutely sure."
Just as the little old lady reaches out and starts feeling the
president's balls, the president notices that the lawyer has fallen
to his knees crying and repeatedly banging his head against the wall.
The president asks the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with
your lawyer?"
She replies, "Nothing. Except that I bet him $500,000 that at
10:00am today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."
gimana, son?
----- Original Message -----
From: "Adi Wisaksono" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2002 7:11 PM
Subject: [mancing-l] Kelebihan "biji"
> Seorang pemuda Padang mempunyai suatu kelebihan yang sangat membanggakan
> dirinya,
> yaitu ia punya 'biji' jumlahnya ada 3.
> Ia selalu ingin membanggakannya pada setiap orang.
>
> Maka ketika ia ketemu seorang pemuda Jawa ia berkata :
> " Mas . . . Mas . . , kalau ambo jalan bareng sama Mas begini, kalau biji
> kita di jumlah, semua ada 5 Mas . . . !"
> Si Jawa menjawab kaget : "Eedaan tenan . . , berarti punya sampeyan ada 3
> to .. . ? Luar biasa .. !!"
>
> Kala lain si Ambon jalan-jalan lagi ama pemuda Sunda :
> "Kang . . . Kang . . . , kalau biji kita berdua di jumlah, jumlahnya 5 lho
> Kang . . "
> Si Sunda terperanjat : " Edun euyy . . . , berarti biji akang ada 3 ya . .
> . . ? Hebat euuyy . . ! "
>
> Suatu hari ia ketemu pemuda Arab dan seperti biasanya ia mulai
membanggakan
> jumlah bijinya :
> " Wan . . . , kalau biji kita berdua di jumlah . . . ,jumlahnya ada 5 wan
.
> . . ! "
> Tak kalah kagetnya si Wan Abud terhenyak :
> " Astaghfirullah . . . . kasihan amat ente, berarti bizi ente cuman satu
ya
> ! ! !
>
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