Nah.. skarang gue tanya.. dr biji lu yg 3 itu.. ada yg kotak nggak ?? At 22:08 21/02/02 +0700, you wrote: > Wanna bet ? > >A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a >bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the president of >the bank to open a savings account. > >After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushers her >into the president's office (the customer is always right). The bank >president then asks her how much she would like to deposit. She >replies,"$1,165,000", and dumps the cash out of her bag onto his >desk. > >The president is, of course, curious as to how she came by all this >cash. So, he asks her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so >much cash around. Where did you get this money?" >The old lady replies, "Oh, I make bets." >The president then asks, "Bets? What kind of bets?" >The old lady says, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $100,000 that >your balls are square." >"Ha, ha", laughs the president, "that's a stupid bet. You can never >win that kind of bet." >The old lady challenges, "So, would you like to take my bet?" >"Sure", says the president, "I'll bet $100,000 that my balls are not >square." >The little old lady then says, "Okay, but since there is a lot of >money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as >a witness?" >"Sure", replies the confident president. >But that night, the president gets very nervous about the bet and >spends a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning them >from side to side, again and again. He even asks his wife if there is >any way anyone could judge his balls to be square, explaining that >$100,000 is on the line. His wife also checks to make absolutely sure, >feeling them over and over, and finally says, "No way, these babies are >round. Maybe elliptical, but definitely not square." > >The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appears >with her lawyer and her paper bag at the president's office. She >introduces the lawyer to the president, and repeats the bet to the >president: "I have $100,000 that says your balls are square", >and opens the bag so the president can verify the cash is there. >The president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to >drop his pants so they could all see. The president complies. > >The little old lady peers closely at his balls and then asks if she >could feel them. >"Well, okay", says the president, somewhat reluctantly. "$100,000 >is a lot of money, so I guess you have the right to be absolutely sure." > >Just as the little old lady reaches out and starts feeling the >president's balls, the president notices that the lawyer has fallen >to his knees crying and repeatedly banging his head against the wall. >The president asks the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with >your lawyer?" >She replies, "Nothing. Except that I bet him $500,000 that at >10:00am today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand." > >gimana, son? > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Adi Wisaksono" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2002 7:11 PM >Subject: [mancing-l] Kelebihan "biji" > > > > Seorang pemuda Padang mempunyai suatu kelebihan yang sangat membanggakan > > dirinya, > > yaitu ia punya 'biji' jumlahnya ada 3. > > Ia selalu ingin membanggakannya pada setiap orang. > > > > Maka ketika ia ketemu seorang pemuda Jawa ia berkata : > > " Mas . . . Mas . . , kalau ambo jalan bareng sama Mas begini, kalau biji > > kita di jumlah, semua ada 5 Mas . . . !" > > Si Jawa menjawab kaget : "Eedaan tenan . . , berarti punya sampeyan ada 3 > > to .. . ? Luar biasa .. !!" > > > > Kala lain si Ambon jalan-jalan lagi ama pemuda Sunda : > > "Kang . . . Kang . . . , kalau biji kita berdua di jumlah, jumlahnya 5 lho > > Kang . . " > > Si Sunda terperanjat : " Edun euyy . . . , berarti biji akang ada 3 ya . . > > . . ? Hebat euuyy . . ! " > > > > Suatu hari ia ketemu pemuda Arab dan seperti biasanya ia mulai >membanggakan > > jumlah bijinya : > > " Wan . . . , kalau biji kita berdua di jumlah . . . ,jumlahnya ada 5 wan >. > > . . ! " > > Tak kalah kagetnya si Wan Abud terhenyak : > > " Astaghfirullah . . . . kasihan amat ente, berarti bizi ente cuman satu >ya > > ! ! ! > > > > > >_________________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com > > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Website mancing-l at http://www.MancingL.com --> Fishing information, >online chat, forum discusion, clasifiedads, etc >MancingL Archive at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected] >Fishing@Indonesia a MancingL sharing picture forum at >http://communities.msn.com/FishingIndonesia > >Millis ini terselengara berkat dukungan PT. Metrocom Global Solusi > The Prefered IT Solution Company - http://www.metrocom.co.id > >** Save Bandwidth... potong berita yang tidak perlu **
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