Sarah,
I apologize to you and to everyone for the joke!!!! I accidentally
clicked the list's address when sending it to some friends!! I didn't
realize it until after I received my own joke back from the list. Once
again I apologize for any offense to you or anyone on the list.
Chad Scheidecker
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>
> I find "The Bobbit Hillbilly" in poor taste and not at all representative of
> this email list. I use this email list as a tool at work and would hate to
> lose access to it. Would it be possible to restrict these type of messages to
> those you know would enjoy them?
>
> Thank you,
> Sarah Myers
> Preventive Care Operations
> Blue Cross of California
>
> Work like you don't need the money.
> Love like you've never been hurt.
> Dance like nobody's watching and
> Sing like no one is listening.
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> Date: Tue Jul 13 13:55:49 1999
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> Subject: MI [Fwd: Fwd: FW: The Bobbit Hillbillies]
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> Stephen W. Bennett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 07/12/99 03:13:31 PM
>
> [<b>  </b>]Message[<b>  </b>]-[<b>  </b>]From:[<b>&
> nbsp</b>]Stephen W. Bennett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 07/12/99 08:13 PM
> GMT
>
> To: Joseph G Nehlig/jnehlig/LSU@LSU
>
> cc:
>
> Subject: Fwd: FW: The Bobbit Hillbillies
>
> >>
> >>
> >> > >
> >> > > RE: Fw: The Bobbit Hillbillies
> >> > >
> >> > > > THE BOBBIT HILLBILLIES
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> Come and listen to my story 'bout a
> >> > man named John.
> >> > > > >>>> A poor Ex-Marine with a little
> >> > fraction gone-
> >> > > > >>>> It seems one night after getting with
> >> > the wife
> >> > > > >>>> She Lopped off his Dong with the
> >> > swipe of a knife.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> PENIS, That
> >> > Is.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> Clean Cut.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> Missed His
> >> > Nuts.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> Well, the next thing you know there's
> >> > a Ginsu by his side
> >> > > > >>>> And Lorena's in the car taking Willie
> >> > for a ride
> >> > > > >>>> She soon got tired of her
> >> > purple-headed friend
> >> > > > >>>> And tossed him out the window as she
> >> > came around a bend
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> CURVE, That
> >> > is
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> Tossed the
> >> > Nub.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> In the
> >> > Shrub.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> She went to the cops and confessed to
> >> > the attack
> >> > > > >>>> And they called out the hounds just
> >> > to get his Weenie back
> >> > > > >>>> They sniffed and they barked and they
> >> > pointed "over there!"
> >> > > > >>>> To John Wayne's henry that was waving
> >> > in the air.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> FOUND, That
> >> > Is
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> By a
> >> > Fence.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > Evidence.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> Now Peter and John couldn't stay
> >> > apart too long
> >> > > > >>>> So a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix
> >> > that dong."
> >> > > > >>>> A needle and a thread is all we're
> >> > gonna need
> >> > > > >>>> And the whole world waited 'til they
> >> > heard that Johnny peed
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> WHIZZED,
> >> > That Is
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> Even
> >> > Seam,
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> Straight
> >> > Stream
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> Well he healed and he hardened and he
> >> > took his case to court
> >> > > > >>>> With a half-assed lawyer cause his
> >> > assets came up short
> >> > > > >>>> They cleared her of assault and
> >> > acquitted him of rape
> >> > > > >>>> And his pecker was the only thing
> >> > they didn't show on tape
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > VIDEO, That Is
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > Unexposed.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > Case Closed.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>> Ya'll Sleep on Your Stomachs Now,
> >> > Ya Hear......
> >> > > >
> >> > > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
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> >> > > From: "Bob Tagge" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> > > To: "Tom Hall" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> > >, "Eric Schoennauer"
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> >> > > "Bev Moehling" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >
> >> > > Subject: Fw: The Bobbit Hillbillies
> >> > > Date: Tue, 6 Jul 1999 12:56:23 -0500
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