Enjoy..
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete
>>> > it immediately.
>>> > Do not open it.
>>> > Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
>>> > only erase everything on
>>> > your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
>>> > on disks within 20 feet
>>> > of your computer.
>>> >
>>> > It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit
>>> > cards.
>>> >
>>> > It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
>>> > tracking on your
>>> > VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
>>> > CD's you attempt to
>>> > play.
>>> >
>>> > It will program your phone auto dial to call only
>>> > your mother-in-law's
>>> > number.
>>> >
>>> > This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
>>> > It will drink
>>> > all your beer. (For Gods sake man are you
>>> > listening?!?!)
>>> >
>>> > It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when
>>> > you are
>>> > expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with
>>> > Nair and your Nair with
>>> > Rogaine, all the while dating your current
>>> > boy/girlfriend behind your back
>>> > and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa
>>> > card.
>>> >
>>> > It will cause you to run with scissors and throw
>>> > things in a way
>>> > that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will
>>> > rewrite your backup
>>> > files, changing all your active verbs to passive
>>> > tense and incorporating
>>> > undetectable misspellings which grossly change the
>>> > interpretations of key
>>> > sentences.
>>> >
>>> > If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a
>>> > Windows95/98 envirement it will
>>> > leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
>>> > plugged in
>>> > dangerously close to a full bathtub.
>>> > It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
>>> > mattresses
>>> > and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with
>>> > whole milk.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
--
Eric Gagnon
GIS Technician
La Commission du District d'Am�nagement de la Vall�e
Tel.: (506) 475-2511
Fax.: (506) 475-2516
e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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